>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- dakota johnson, anthony anderson, musical guest, mark ronson

featuring mystikal and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 207 main. >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. nice to see you. oh, my goodness. welcome to "the tonight show," everyone. thank you all for being here. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a fun night. hot show. here's what people are talking about. this is big. i saw that later this year chinese president xi jinping is planning to make his first

official state visit to the u.s. yeah. although, i'm worried it's going to be a little awkward when he visits a school and goes, "this factory is terrible." [ laughter ] how many macaroni necklaces do we need? >> steve: yeah. a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: listen to this. it was just revealed that back in 2011, i just read this, michael jordan was signing a a poster for obama's 50th birthday but accidentally spelled the president's name wrong. yeah, but don't worry the president made sure jordan's name was spelled right when he had him audited by the irs. [ laughter ] that was nice. i'll double check, but yeah. it seems like everyone wants to get into politics now. in fact, during a recent interview the rapper 2 chainz, who recently debated nancy grace on legalizing weed. he revealed that he's thinking about running for mayor of his hometown college park, georgia. and he's not wasting any time, no. if fact, he's already released a series of potential campaign slogans, and they're pretty effective.

yeah, take a look. first we have -- "chainz you can believe in." >> steve: wow, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good. i like that. >> steve: that's a good one. good one. >> jimmy: the next one's catchy too. "yes, weed can." [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah! [ applause ] 2 chainz all the way. >> jimmy: yes, weed can. >> steve: yeah, yes, weed can. >> jimmy: after that we have, "better than one chain." i mean -- [ laughter ] technically true, yeah. you don't want a guy named 3 chains running. >> steve: no. 3 chains would blow it out of the water. >> jimmy: exactly. and finally we have, "come on, it would be funny." come on. just let me win. he's got my vote. i'd do it. why not? 2 chainz he's awesome. [ applause ] guys, we have "fifty shades of grey" star dakota johnson on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. dakota johnson. and i saw that in a new interview her mom, actress melanie griffith, said that she does not plan on seeing the movie. but in her defense, that's what everyone's mom is saying. it's like, "oh, that filth. i would never see that. i'll meet you at the olive garden 8:30, then we'll go over --" [ laughter ]

"everyone meet at the cheesecake factory at 7:15. then, we'll take an uber. [ laughter ] you know i'm having a a margarita." and get this. i heard that an 83-year-old dominatrix from france -- 83-year-old dominatrix from france. actually criticized "fifty shades of grey" for being too soft. [ laughter ] then, someone explained to her that she'd actually wandered into the spongebob movie. like, no, no, no. you're in the -- right this way. madame, madame, right this way, madame. >> steve: mr. krabs? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ no, no. different film. different film all together. >> steve: different film all together. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. hey, this is really cool. i saw that someone recently discovered a very interesting image captured by the hubbel space telescope that appears to looks like a massive smiley face in space. take a look. look at this.

i guess god is using emoji's now? [ laughter and applause ] might as well. can't have a conversation with people any more. speaking of space, you guys know about this mars one mission? you hear about this? it's a mission to send four people on a one-way trip to mars. yeah, one way. and they have over like 200,000 applicants. people want to do this. but they narrowed it down to 600 finalists, and there's been some shocking revelations about at least one of them. check this out. >> i know 90 digits of pi. 3.14159265589793238462643383 -- >> brian, have you ever had sex? >> no, i haven't. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, boy. >> jimmy: i think we knew that when he got to the third digit of pi. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's like 3.14. all right, you're a virgin. don't even ask. don't even. >> steve: oh, boy. >> jimmy: guys, this is -- [ laughter ] there's always room for pi. >> steve: yeah. that's the only pie he knows.

[ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's a different movie. that's a different movie. >> steve: a sponge. >> jimmy: you guys -- [ laughter ] hey, guys. this week is the 10th anniversary of google maps. that's right. or as 10-year-olds call them, maps. [ laughter ] you print these out? that's right. this is the 10th anniversary of google maps. the company attributes the success of google maps to its ease of use, colorful imagery, and the fact that it's the only gps that doesn't try to kill you. it's like, "turn left into the river. this is your final destination." "well, honey, take care. here we go." [ laughter ] new research suggests that very specific levels of fish urine are required to maintain the ecosystems in the caribbean. [ laughter ] well, believe it or not, a lot of fish weighed in with their own opinions on the story. yeah, take a look. these salmon said, "why do you think we're swimming upstream?"

>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying? the shark from jaws said, "i don't always pee in the ocean. sometimes when i jump out of the water to eat a boat or a a person, i pee a little bit." [ laughter ] what's the big deal? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and finally, sebastian from "the little mermaid" said -- ♪ under the sea under the sea things are mellow ♪ ♪ down where it's yellow take it from ♪ there you go. that's it. that's not the right lyrics. [ cheers and applause ] that's not the right lyrics. well, last night was another one of my favorite shows. "the bachelor" was on last night. i love that show. [ cheers ] it's fantastic. do you watch it? yeah, well last night the girls were in fine form. take a look at what's going on with ashley. >> her strategy today may be solely to drive me insane. >> literally, with this, i just can't even. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i literally can't tell you how much i literally can't even handle what's literally going on, literally.

[ applause ] i can't even. i literally can't even. >> steve: can't even. >> jimmy: nope. she literally can't even. [ laughter ] and finally, you may know that u.s. attorney general eric holder is stepping down after six years on the job. well, check out this interview he did the other day with msnbc, the msnbc news network. take a look at this. >> you know we call you the duck on land? >> the duck? >> would you quack for us? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then, holder was like, "literally, i can't even." literally. we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: oh, that's a good song. that's breezin' right? >> tariq: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: the george -- >> quest: george benson. >> jimmy: oh, that's good. give me that jam again. ♪ ♪ you could be in the worst mood. you could be in the worst mood, that song is on, you just immediately feel happy. you get out of here. i will kick your butt, man! ♪ [ applause ] oh, my gosh. how am i going to pay the bills? the phone bill, the electricity bill, the cable bill? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i just left all that dynamite in the shed, and i just lit the fuse.

♪ >> steve: that's why we call you duck face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to what? ♪ quack, quack, quack. quackie, quackie, quackie, quack, quack. guys, we have a great week of shows coming up. hugh grant, colin firth and samuel l. jackson will all be joining us. plus, we have performances from the weeknd. [ cheers and applause ] and jesse j. is going to be here. it's going to be good. [ applause ] but we have a fantastic show tonight. oh, man, oh, man. from the new movie "fifty shades of grey," the lovely dakota johnson is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's great. also, we love this guy. he's so funny and talented. from the hit comedy "black-ish," anthony anderson is on the show tonight. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's always great. >> steve: we love him. >> jimmy: he's always great on the show.

and this guy is just unbelievable. man, he's just one of my favorite guys ever. i just followed his career through producing amy winehouse and then he produced my comedy album, "bathroom wall." that's what he's famous for. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's what i know him from. >> jimmy: anyways, he comes out with this new album, and it's unbelievable. "uptown funk" is the number one song in the world. [ cheers and applause ] everything -- the universe -- this is unbelievable. mark ronson is here. featuring mystikal. [ applause ] he's just the most talented guy in the world. mark ronson. he's my jam. i love that guy so much. you guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: you guys, tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of seeing the movie "fifty shades of grey." it comes out this weekend, just in time for valentine's day. so, let's take a look at the pros and cons of seeing the

movie "fifty shades of grey." here we go. pro, stepping into a world of danger and uncertainty. never quite knowing where the ride will take you. con, or as we call that in new york city, taking an uber. [ laughter ] same thing. same thing. pro, "fifty shades of grey" explores the world of bdsm. con, or "bored desperate soccer moms." is that -- >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i thought it meant something else. >> steve: i thought it meant something else entirely. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pro, your girlfriend is making you see it on valentine's day. con, realizing you're more whipped than the characters in the movie. oh that's just -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. pro, the movie features 20 minutes of sex. con, so if my estimates are correct, they have sex 18 times. >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: around there. >> steve: yeah. bakers dozen plus five. >> jimmy: 17, 18, sure. there's probably a bonus scene at the end. >> steve: yeah. after the credits roll. >> jimmy: bonus. >> steve: bonus.

okay. i thought you said something else. >> jimmy: no, i didn't. >> steve: so you said b-o-n-u-s. bonus. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you saying that's the slogan for the movie? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it says bonus. >> steve: yeah, bonus scene, b-o-n-u-s. bonus scenes. extra special in the end. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] whoo! oh, yes. >> jimmy: pro -- [ laughter ] pro, getting to see nipple clamps. con, realizing your mom uses the same thing to keep bags of doritos sealed. mom, come on. come on. >> steve: come on.

>> jimmy: they do keep the chips fresh and crisp. >> steve: they keep them crisp. >> jimmy: yep. [ laughter ] pro, it explores a form of love that few understand yet are strangely drawn to despite the shame that goes along with it. con, i'm talking about "the bachelor." but still i love it. i still love it. >> steve: literally. >> jimmy: pro, hearing someone's cell phone vibrate during the movie. con, realizing that's not a a cell phone. >> steve: whoa. hey-oh. [ applause ] woah. >> jimmy: pro, it got two thumbs up. con, this is a family show, so i can't tell you where. [ laughter ] >> steve: bonus. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, pro, telling everyone you saw it. con, hearing your grandma shout, "no spoilers!" there you go, guys. that's the pros and cons. we'll be right back with dakota johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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for that. >> jimmy: yeah, you get a a trophy. [ applause ] >> i've never gotten a trophy in my life. >> jimmy: we took it from the fondas. henry fonda, peter fonda, bridget fonda. and now, you have it. the only other person who could possibly get it, is if we've had kris jenner on and kim kardashian. so, if north comes on, then yeah. you've got to give it back. >> i really never, like, really never won anything in my life. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm going to keep it. ♪ >> jimmy: congratulations. but your mom is melanie griffith. gosh, she's just, i always say this, but "working girl" oh, my gosh. she's just amazing. >> she's incredible in that movie. >> jimmy: she's incredible. >> i was talking about it the other day with somebody thinking about how incredible she is. >> i watched it the other day. every time it's on i go, "i have to watch this." it's just phenomenal. phenomenal movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but please, tell her that i love it. but i say it all the time. she must know already.

millions of people love her, obviously. >> oh, you're that jimmy, the like stalker one? >> jimmy: no, no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no, no. that's jim. [ laughter ] but, i do love your mom. and your dad is don johnson. >> he is? >> jimmy: yeah, he is. i'll give you another trophy for that and -- no, i'm just kidding. yeah, your dad is don johnson. one of the coolest dudes ever. "miami vice." we love don johnson and all the movies he's done as well. i've dressed like your dad all the time. i stole his moves. i stole his fashion sense. and i found a photo of you when you were a little baby with your dad. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you were rocking out the "miami vice" look too. [ laughter ] >> i also have a hockey stick. >> jimmy: why do you have a a hockey stick? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: that was not part of miami's scene at all. >> i never played hockey either. >> jimmy: really? >> no. >> jimmy: how did you end up with that hockey stick? >> it's also quite small like it was made for me? >> jimmy: are you sure you never played hockey? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did. you played hockey for four years.

we have a trophy to show you. [ laughter ] no, i'm just kidding. i don't know if you ever did. this is me as your dad. yeah, i just got dressed up as your dad the other day. it was fun. [ laughter ] he's a much better looking guy, clearly. [ applause ] >> that's amazing. >> jimmy: so, your dad's don johnson, your mom's -- is it weird growing up with your parents being so successful and your grandma being in "the birds"? >> i mean, they were just normal parents to me. but i don't know, sometimes. i mean, i'm sure your kids will figure that out. >> jimmy: no, they'll be like, "that was good old dad. there he is." >> good old dad. >> jimmy: good old dad. yeah, yeah, being a fool. absolutely, yeah. [ laughter ] exactly. congrats on this movie. i got to say, i was watching the movie, and i've never seen you in any film before. so, you're just kind of brand new. and when i was watching it, i go, "oh, my gosh, you're funny and you're so cute." and then -- yeah. >> thank you -- whoa!

then, what? >> jimmy: then, yeah. then, it's different. then, it's just -- very, very good for you. everything's very good. [ laughter ] >> oh, my gosh. ♪ >> jimmy: you have some good laughs in the movie. it made me laugh. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the one scene, yeah. i think you're very, very good. you've got a good sense of humor. she just nailed that joke. of course, i look for the jokes, and then -- ♪ >> are you okay? >> jimmy: no, i'm not. i'm blushing. last night, we had your co-star on the show, jamie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he was on the show and he saying what he was obsessed with. sorry, you're making me laugh. [ laughter ] last night we had your co-star on the show. >> don rickles? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. no, don rickles is not in the movie. [ laughter ] jamie, jamie, he's your co-star on the show. >> i'm going to start crying. it's a weird thing that happens

to me. when i laugh a lot, i cry. >> jimmy: you can start crying. please, trust me. this reminds me of my dating life in high school. [ laughter ] this is going to sound weird. but who's the blonde girl? who's your roommate in the movie, the actress? >> elouise mumford. >> jimmy: yeah, elouise mumford. so ,you're in the scene with elouise mumford and you're doing that. and you guys are roommmates and i go, this is really cool because you guys are both starting out your careers. and this is going to be the biggest blockbuster like ever, i think. >> it is really wild. i have not -- i mean, when we were filming the movie, it didn't feel like that on the set because it was a very closed environment. >> jimmy: but you had to though. you knew the book was giant, right? >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: it's like doing "harry potter" and going like, "eh, maybe, somebody will see it." >> yeah, but it was like this weird other world environment. like "harry potter" -- >> jimmy: this is not "harry potter," by the way, you guys. do not see this thinking -- >> it's hairy. >> jimmy: it's hairy. [ laughter ] it's "hairy potter and the wondering wizards." it's very, very interesting. but hey, congratulations. and good luck. i'm psyched.

i want to show everyone a scene here. can we show a scene from the movie? without getting -- yeah, we are allowed to. this one is -- because he makes you sign a contract. if you haven't read the book, i'm not spoiling anything. well, yeah, if you haven't read the book, i am spoiling something. but no, he makes you sign a a contract saying that, yeah, and you're renegotiating this contract? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that's it. not spoiling anything. here's a scene of dakota johnson with jamie dornin in "fifty shades of grey." take a look at this. >> i'll review all these changes and try to arrive at a a decision. >> you want to leave? >> yes. >> but your body tells me something different. your legs, for instance. the way you're pressing your thighs together under the table. and the change in your breathing. and then your complexion. >> my complexion? >> you're flushed. >> that could just be the wine. >> it's your adrenaline. >> say i did stay.

what would happen? >> jimmy: hey-oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. can you stick around? we'll do one more. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: more with dakota johnson when we get back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we are here with the lovely and the talented dakota johnson, right now, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] "fifty shades of grey." "fifty shades of grey," you star in "fifty shades of grey." it comes out this weekend. and we all know it's a very sexy, very spicy film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, so with that in mind, i'd like to challenge you to a little contest. you in? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. great. it's time for "anything can be sexy." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ anything can be sexy ♪ >> jimmy: all right. here we go. here's how it works. so right here is a pile of cards with random sentences on them. >> are you ready? >> jimmy: i don't -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm doing some like sexy stretching. >> jimmy: you do that? yeah, the sexy stretching? really? okay. we're going to take turns. collecting a card, then you look into your camera and read whatever's written on the card

in your sexiest voice possible. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay? now, here's the deal. all the sentences on these cards are very unsexy, okay? it's up to us to make them sound sexy. are you ready for this? >> yes, okay. >> jimmy: here, i'll go first. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. >> first is the worst, second is the best. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that doesn't even rhyme. that doesn't make any sense. first is the worst, second is the best? oh, it's supposed to not rhyme. >> you go. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] get ready for this, man. ♪ i want to go fishing this afternoon. you know where i can buy grubbs or worms? [ laughter ] what did you think of that? >> that was really good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really? yeah, quest, where are you guys? yeah, go. no, you should've done the -- yeah, yeah, yeah. >> whatever. >> jimmy: too late now. we'll fix it in post. >> ready? >> jimmy: you ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: here you go. pick your card and go for it.

that's your camera. >> okay. ♪ excuse me while i go slip into a pair of old sweat pants. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was pretty good, actually. pretty good, but let me show you how it's done. >> okay. ♪ >> jimmy: me-sa called jar-jar binks. me-sa your humble servant. [ laughter and applause ] i'm steaming up the lens a a little bit. >> whoa. >> jimmy: a little steam on the lens there, yeah. >> all right. all right. okay. >> jimmy: yep. ♪ >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, i got this. >> excuse me, sir. but this strawberry flavored chapstick just fell out of your

fanny pack. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that happened to me in real life. that happened to me in real life. >> i've been trying to wink at the end, but i keep just blinking. >> jimmy: yeah, that's pretty good. i like the wink at the end. i'm going to do that, too. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. ready? >> yes. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sure. i'd love to take off my underwear, but you'll have to excuse the cloud of gold bond powder. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] doesn't really work for me. >> you got a ding with your wink. >> jimmy: doesn't quite work with me. that happens everytime i wink. >> you got a ding. oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: all right, we're down to the last card. let's see what you got here. >> okay. i'm going to do a -- if you can go -- >> jimmy: a hair flip? >> yes. >> jimmy: hey, that's pretty good. >> okay. ♪ [ laughter ]

>> let's go to red lobster. i'll get the cheddar bay biscuits. you can get the popcorn shrimp. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: popcorn shrimp. that's what i'm talking about there. the very sexy, dakota johnson. "fifty shades of grey" opens in theaters this friday. stick around. we'll be right back with anthony anderson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ nyes, yes, we hear you. on the tax thing... but, what if it were free to file your taxes? like free-free? you'd pay nothing. well, alright then. alright then back it up. so maybe that's not exactly how it went down, but you can file on turbo tax for absolutely nothing. intuit turbo tax.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he stars in and produces tv's number one new comedy "black-ish" which airs wednesday's at 9:30 on abc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my friend, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: looking good dude, good to see you again. congrats on everything, man. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in a long time. >> i know, since you fired me from our show, "guys with kids." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, "guys with kids." please hold your applause, everybody. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, man. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you since. >> i know it's been a while man. >> jimmy: man, you're hitting home runs right now. >> i'm trying to. i learned from you. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. please. come on, buddy. >> i learned from you. >> jimmy: but, you've been hanging out with the roots, you've run into the roots a a couple times, right. >> i did. those are my boys. that's my band. that's not only your band. that's our band. >> jimmy: that's america's band. yeah, yeah, i know you love them. but, you just followed them recently, didn't you? >> i saw most of them at the super bowl. somebody wasn't present. >> jimmy: oh, i was going to say. that was -- >> i mean, everyone was present. >> jimmy: you saw everyone, but one didn't see you. >> i saw everyone, but one of them didn't see me. >> jimmy: who? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> you ran into someone

who's -- >> i ran into somebody who was hibernating. >> jimmy: somebody was sleeping on the plane? >> the plane, man, whoa. >> jimmy: no, yeah. >> he was laid out on the floor in the airport. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one of the roots was laid out. >> just one of the roots. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, we don't know which one. >> we don't know which one it was. i don't even think that person know which one it was. he was knocked out. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, sure. >> let me see, what do we got? [ laughter ] >> quest, they made me do it. they made me do it, quest. ♪ no, no, no. >> jimmy: were you the only one posing with him? >> i was the only one that showed that picture. some people scurred. >> jimmy: no one else would get scurred on this show no. please, again congratulations on the show. i love you, you know that. >> yes. >> jimmy: how is the family

doing? >> family's doing great. >> jimmy: how's the kids? how old are the kids? it feels like it's been years. >> it has. my daughter just turned 19 on friday. >> jimmy: you're kidding me. >> my son is 14, turning 15 in a week. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> they're getting big. they're getting old. >> jimmy: absolutely, are they in college now? >> my daughter's in college. freshman at the university of san diego. >> jimmy: yeah. >> deans list and all that. making us proud parents. [ applause ] >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm talking about. i'm so happy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and what's your son up to? >> my son, he's following in my footsteps. >> jimmy: actor? >> yeah, actor, yeah man. has his own television show now, so i'm excited. >> jimmy: no. >> we have two incomes in the house. >> jimmy: really? what is he doing? >> well, he auditions to be my son on "black-ish." didn't get that. i don't know why. [ laughter ] i had nothing to do with it. >> jimmy: what are you talking about he can't play my son, he is my son. >> no, no, no, it was bad casting. >> jimmy: it's like no that's my boy. >> i mean, just imagine the rift it caused, when he was like, "dad, you're executive producer of the show, you

couldn't make it happen?" i was like, "sorry, son." >> jimmy: you've got to learn a a lesson some day. >> yeah, better to learn it in the house than in the streets. but he went out and got his own television show, man. he's doing a live action version of richie rich. netflix is releasing that in a a couple weeks, so i'm excited for him. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> and what he did for me i couldn't do for him. i just happened to be on the set hanging out with him one day. and they came down and said, "we just wrote this role for him to have a father. would you mind playing his father?" my son turned to me and said, "see, that's how it happens, pop." [ laughter and applause ] i was like, okay. >> jimmy: touche. >> touche. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i got you. i got you. >> jimmy: that's how you do it, absolutely. >> so, i got to work with him as his father on his television show. so, that was fun. >> jimmy: that's awesome, buddy. do good. that's when it all comes back. i've got to say congrats on, you won your first naacp award. >> yeah, i was originally known as the susan lucci of the naacp's. ten nominations. >> jimmy: ten nommies. >> finally got one. >> jimmy: you did, you got one. you deserved it. >> i thought i deserved it too,

but i'm not sure if i actually won, because tracee ellis ross announced that category, i told her, no matter whose name is on the envelope, say my name when she opens it. >> jimmy: yeah, because that's what friends are for, man. >> and that's what she did. the envelope was ripped up. so, i don't know who actually won. >> jimmy: but you have the award. >> i have the award at home on my mantle. >> jimmy: so that's all that matters. you have it. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, tracee. thank you, tracee. i love you. >> jimmy: thank you, very good. good move. >> jimmy: i thought it was sweet, you brought your mom, who i've heard thousands of stories about your mom. i'm in love with your mom. you brought your mom to the awards show? >> i did. >> jimmy: which is so cool. >> she was my date. she was my date. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> all she wanted for a year, all she's been telling me is "baby, i want to meet oprah. baby, i want to meet oprah. baby, i want to meet oprah." >> jimmy: you go, "mom, i want to meet oprah." yeah, everyone does. >> so, you know, oprah was at the show, so i screamed into the audience. i said, "mama raise your hand." my mama raised her hand. i said, "oprah, that's my mama. mama, that's oprah. oprah take a picture with my mama." so i brought her backstage.

you got that? they got my baby. >> jimmy: there's doris. [ applause ] >> there go my baby right there. >> jimmy: that's cool man. that's awesome, buddy. congrats on the show. i've got to the show is funny. it's poignant, it's well written. and this is based on half your life? >> half my life, part of my life, and the creator of the show, kenya barris, who's my partner in all of this, both of our families, yeah. >> jimmy: give me an example of how your life could be written into this? >> in the pilot episode, my son came home and said he wanted to have a bar mitzvah. that's what happened in real life. >> jimmy: i remember that. >> you remember that. >> jimmy: he wanted to have a a bar mitzvah. >> so i threw him a bro mitzvah. [ laughter ] and so, that's part of the show. you know, things like that. do any of the stories ever bother your kids in real life? do they go, dad, "that's too close to the bone, man?" >> no, but you know, they know the show, my son's friends and all of them know the show is loosely based on what we've gone through. >> jimmy: it's a hit man.

it's a giant hit, everyone knows the show now. >> yeah, so there was an episode called "the sex talk" where i walk around the house with no shirt on talking about sex with my son because his mother walked in on him masturbating. that didn't happen to my son in real life. >> jimmy: no. >> no, it happened to me in my childhood. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, but either way his friends don't know that? >> yeah, but now they do. but, they give my brother -- they give my son, they joke about my son like "damn, did your daddy really do that?" and he's like, "no, not everything is based on me." so to all my son's friends, it was my momma who walked in on me as i was on her side of the bed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. wait. ♪ you guys, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] "black-ish" airs wednesday at 9:30 p.m. on abc. mark ronson performs for us after the break. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest has the number one song in the country right now with "uptown funk." [ cheers and applause ] from his latest album "uptown special," he's here tonight to

play his new signal "feel right" with a little help from mystikal and the roots. please welcome, mark ronson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, give it up for mystikal. ♪ calling all cars in here for the prince of the south kill that yabba-dabba-doo boy i just got out ♪ ♪ still rapping slapping kittens and grabbing my crotch ♪ ♪ i'm the artist the godfather still hard as a rock ♪ ♪ you gon mess around and make me knock your fruit juice loose ♪ ♪ banana ya watermelon and pomegranate too rhyming kung-fu that split bamboo ♪ ♪ crowd rockin' ain't no stopping that rapping ass fool i been bad bruh ♪ ♪ whatcha getting mad for i'm a have to funk you up ♪ ♪ i eat flames up crap fire out don't make me light my butt ♪ ♪ excuse me who me i got a lot of groupies oughta have a freakin doghouse like snoopy ♪ ♪ curtains go up it's going down tear that thing out the frame for the band ♪ ♪ ♪ feel right tonight feel good tonight and i brought the whole hood tonight ♪

♪ and we gonna rock this thing for you feel right tonight feel good tonight ♪ ♪ and i brought the whole hood tonight and we gonna rock this thing for you ♪ ♪ and we the type that rock the party and we the type that rock the party ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ grabbing on my pants she trying to pull it out my pocket ♪ ♪ don't yank on it so hard you're gonna pull it out the socket ♪ ♪ it's exercise with thighs and hip muscles next exercise you gon' burn some lip muscles ♪ ♪ now let the music work your ear muscles and if you're skinny then use your little muscles ♪ ♪ bag back and tea bag with these duffels pow pow get smash when we hustle ♪ ♪ when the last time you have a knuckle sandwich the last time somebody had a foot so far ♪ ♪ you couldn't handle it you can't stand it to make matters worse you gotta go ♪ ♪ to the studio

with bruno mars on another planet ♪ ♪ don't get mad i'm just saying don't believe it 'cause i'm saying it ♪ ♪ believe it 'cause i'm telling you i'm doing the rapping and the bussing ♪ ♪ ronson on the guitar pluckin' ♪ ♪ ♪ feel right tonight feel good tonight ♪ ♪ and i brought the whole hood tonight and we gonna rock this party for you ♪ ♪ feel right tonight feel good tonight and i brought the whole hood tonight ♪ ♪ and we gonna rock the party for you and we gonna rock the party for you ♪ ♪ and we gonna rock the party for you ♪ ♪ ♪ get down ♪ ♪ this the intermission i'll break it down so the people listen ♪ ♪ take a second to wipe my sweat might be the only chance you get to catch your breath ♪ ♪ don't get too comfortable in here better believe i'm bringing back the rumble in here ♪ ♪ just when you thought you could cool down and sip some of that water ♪

♪ ♪ i'm back say it again feel right tonight feel good tonight ♪ ♪ and i brought the whole hood tonight and we gonna rock the party for you ♪ ♪ feel right tonight feel good tonight and i brought the whole hood tonight ♪ ♪ and we gonna rock the party for you and we gonna rock the party for you ♪ ♪ and we gonna rock this party for you ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, my goodness. oh, my gosh. that's how you do it right there. mark ronson right there. mystikal. "uptown special" is in stores now. we'll be right back. that was fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[screams] oh! [howls] (adam) you're going down, son. [laughs]

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to dakota johnson, anthony anderson, mark ronson. mystikal and the roots, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with

seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪